About cJOA.nET
Welcome to Circle Jerks of America — the premier (and only) online destination dedicated to celebrating the fine art of collective awkwardness and ironic absurdity. Founded in 2005 by a group of highly qualified experts in procrastination and sarcasm, our mission is simple
Who are we?
Glad you asked. We’re a band of caffeine-fueled misfits, professional procrastinators, and self-appointed meme historians who met in a basement so dark and weird it probably exists in a parallel universe. Our founding story involves donuts, a rogue chicken, and a minor fire — but we’ll get to that later.
What do we do?
We specialize in the fine art of doing absolutely nothing, together. We produce satire so absurd it makes your weird uncle’s jokes seem sophisticated. Our mission is to provide a safe, judgment-free space where sarcasm, nonsense, and terrible puns can run wild.
Why do we do it?
Because the world needs more places where people can embrace their inner awkwardness, laugh at the chaos of modern life, and procrastinate with purpose.
Our values:
- Awkwardness: We wear it like a badge of honor.
- Absurdity: The stranger, the better.
- Donuts: Because everything’s better with donuts.
- Community: Everyone is welcome — especially if you bring snacks.
The Team
- The Procrastinator-in-Chief: Expert at avoiding actual work since forever.
- The Meme Overlord: Fluent in GIFs and dad jokes.
- The Nap Ninja: Can nap through anything and still look attentive.
- The Wild Card: Insists on interpretive dance during meetings. (No one argues.)
A Final Word
Thanks for stopping by the weirdest corner of the internet. We promise no actual circles were jerked during the making of this site — just a lot of donuts consumed and a little bit of chaos created.
Pull up a chair, join the circle, and prepare for some seriously silly shenanigans.
Here, the circle is never broken — mostly because no one knows the rules, but that’s half the fun. Whether you’re here for a laugh, a groan, or just some friendly internet weirdness, you’ve found your new favorite place to unwind (or wind up).
Disclaimer: No actual circles were jerked during the making of this website.
P.S. If you find the missing chicken, please let us know.