🚨 Site Update: We Got a New Server! (Finally) 🚨

Good news everyone! The site has officially been upgraded to a shiny new VPS server. 🖥️⚡

Our old server served us well, but it was starting to sound like a 2003 Honda Civic going uphill with the AC on. It fought bravely… but it was time.

What this means for you

  • ⚡ Faster page loads
  • 🚀 Smoother streaming and browsing
  • 🧠 Less chance of the server taking random naps

The site is now running on infrastructure powered by Oracle, which means more stability and more performance. In theory, things should now load before you finish blinking.

(If it doesn’t, blame your internet. We blame ours all the time.)

Possible Weirdness

Since we just moved everything over, you might notice some temporary weirdness like:

  • Missing images
  • Links that forgot where they live
  • A page that loads so fast it scares you

If you run into anything strange, feel free to report it. There's a good chance I broke something during the migration while arguing with a terminal window at 2 AM.


Thanks for sticking around and enjoy the faster site! 🚀

— Admin

(Professional button clicker & part-time server whisperer)

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